The Doink Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Boswell is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
92%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Boswell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.