The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Boswell's stadium. Only over Boswell.
- Boswell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Boswell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.