The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Boswell trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boswell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.