The Hamstring Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Boswell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boswell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.