The Wide Left Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Boswell attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
76%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Boswell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.