The Wind Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“The broadcast shows Boswell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boswell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.