The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Ref: "Number Boswell, that's a flag." Boswell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boswell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.