The Wind Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Boswell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Boswell, Boswell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.