The Wide Left Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Boswell. Boswell does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Boswell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.