The Wide Left Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Boswell is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
85%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Boswell, Boswell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.