The Hamstring Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Godwin Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Godwin Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.