The Hamstring Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“The QB looks at Godwin Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Godwin Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
82%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Godwin Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.