The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Godwin Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
82%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Godwin Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.