The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Godwin Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.