The Inch-Short Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Godwin Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Godwin Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.