The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Godwin Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Godwin Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.