The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Godwin Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
83%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Godwin Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.