The Phantom Flag Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Godwin Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Godwin Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.