The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Godwin Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.