The Inch-Short Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Godwin Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Godwin Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.