The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Godwin Jr.'s stadium. Only over Godwin Jr..” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Godwin Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Godwin Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.