The Dropped Pass Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“The QB looks at Godwin Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Godwin Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
78%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Godwin Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.