The Hamstring Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Godwin Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
85%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Godwin Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.