The Inch-Short Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Godwin Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
79%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Godwin Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.