The Hamstring Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Godwin Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.