The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Godwin Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.