The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Godwin Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Godwin Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.