The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Godwin Jr., that's a flag." Godwin Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Godwin Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Godwin Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.