The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“The QB looks at Godwin Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Godwin Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
77%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Godwin Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.