The Inch-Short Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Godwin Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Godwin Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.