The Hamstring Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“The QB looks at Godwin Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Godwin Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Godwin Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.