The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The QB looks at Godwin Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
72%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Godwin Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.