The Hamstring Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- A mysterious flag erases Godwin Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Godwin Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.