The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Olave's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.