The Phantom Holding Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Olave will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Olave, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.