The Phantom Holding Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Olave was due a breakout.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Olave sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Olave, Olave, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.