The Snap Count Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Olave is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Olave's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.