The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Olave will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Olave's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.