The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Olave's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.