The Dropped Pass Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Ref: "Number Olave, that's a flag." Olave: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Olave is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Olave, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.