The Dropped Pass Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Olave drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
76%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Olave's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.