The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- The broadcast shows Olave on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Olave is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Olave, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.