The Dropped Pass Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Olave was due a breakout.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Olave's stadium. Only over Olave.
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Olave's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.