The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Olave scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.