The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Olave scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
81%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Olave drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.