The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Olave was due a breakout.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Olave gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Olave's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.