The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Olave gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Olave drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.