The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Olave scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
87%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Olave drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.