The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Olave drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
89%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Olave's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.