The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Olave scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.